they are BOTH ASLEEP AT ONCE!
mwa ha ha ha! the apartment is MINE!
what to do? what den of licentiousness shall i plunge into first? i hardly know where to begin. should I--gasp! take a shower? or perchance, eat lunch? or--oh, shiver!--should I unload the dishwasher?
the options, as it were, stretch before me.
but whatever i do, i should do it quick before one of them wakes up.
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If I were you, I'd hedge my bets and make a sandwich, put the dishes in the tub, and eat the sandwich while taking a shower - the dishes will get clean while you get clean.
Oh, wait. You said unload the dishwasher... Okay, leave the dishes and eat lunch in the shower.
Although, I'm sure one of them is awake by now ;)
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